My Passions

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Just Another Night At Your Local Male Strip Joint

Do these ladies look, and sound, like they're having fun or what? I must admit, I've never seen anything like this! I've seen strippers but they had to keep it...clean. These guys are something else - Ooooooo LAWD!

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Just A Touch Of Self Love, A Little Bit

Masturbation is good. Masturbation is good.

Those of us that do it would never admit it to anyone and those of us who don't do it really wish we could without feeling dirty, pathetic or guilty as fuck! Personally, I don't trust it when someone says they don't masturbate.  And I trust it even less when they rationalize their lack of monkey spanking by saying they just don't get off to it or they can only get off when with another person. What a load of bullshit and how sad!  I'd hate to have my sexual enjoyment unalterably linked to another person.  What if I hit a dry spell and didn't fuck for weeks, months or years?  And if I can't take care of my needs myself then that means I'd be constantly on the hunt for new mates. Just the thought of having to depend on another person like that for something so simple makes me want to gag!

And before you say it, yes I know there of tons of things I could do instead of masturbate.  That's the other way people rationalize things by saying that instead of attacking the snatch they exercise, pray, knit, walk the dog, clean the house, read a book or rebuild a carburetor.  All those things are wonderful but it just seems like so much work when all I need to do is hop in the shower for fifteen minutes and let my shower head do the work!

Listen, if you don't want to touch yourself I can't make you.  Besides, better educated and informed people have been trying to get the word out for centuries and our world has been debating the merits as well as the disadvantages just as long so if you haven't been swayed yet then maybe, like that dating book, you're just not that into it?  Or maybe I just need to keep shouting it for you?  

Masturbation is good. Masturbation is good.

Just keep repeating that to yourself until you believe it. And in case you're still not sure, please know that Ms. GD supports you in all your masturbatory endeavors and so do many others! Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month? Well of course you didn't! But even though it isn't a government recognized celebration (Or May) doesn't mean you can't diddle 'til you're satisfied. So no matter if you use your hands or some sort of mechanical device, it's all good people...all good!

Masturbation is good. Masturbation is good.

If you watch him he will cum...

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Have Yourself A Merry Little (Bollywood) Christmas

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Ralph Blane

Thanksgiving? Done! Christmas? In progress and this year with extra curry!

Last Christmas I spent my holiday chilling in front of the television/computer with hours upon hours of Bollywood movies. Now at first glance you might think Christmas and Indian Cinema are polar opposites right? After all Christmas is, at its heart, about Christianity and with only 2.3% of India’s entire population of 1,129,866,154 being Christian you’d also think there wouldn’t be many movies devoted to the miracle of Christ’s birth…and you’d be right!

Most of the movie characters are Hindu with a smaller yet still significant number being either Muslim or Sikh. This is representative of the county’s inhabitants so no oddities there. But I still sense a quizzical luck upon your faces – Why Bollywood specifically during Christmas?

Most of these features are three hours long and I’m so busy during the rest of the year now that I don’t have time to devote three hours to one movie let alone two or three. Also, because of cultural differences there is very little sex and violence. Times are changing and the Indian censors have had to change with it but for the most part the only sex you’ll see is an occasional kiss on the lips. And violence isn’t nearly as gratuitous as it is in Hollywood; most violent themes are reserved for violent films. And the abundant musical numbers never cease to satisfy the gay man in me! Add to that all the beautiful colors and these wonders are truly a feast for the senses! But what is the most important reason for my yuletide ananda? Most of the themes are about love! Romantic and familial love are the most popular themes but love of country and the Indian way of life are a close second.

So again, why celebrate the birth of Jesus with Bollywood movies? Why not? Sure, I could watch It’s A Wonderful Life for the millionth time but why would I when I have such an profusion of fun and family friendly movies to watch? All that dancing and singing and love just makes me feel happy to be alive and I’m alive because of God’s grace and because that little baby born in a manger so many years ago later died on the cross for my sins.

Didn’t think I could bring it home did you? Fooled ya!

Movies on my Christmas Must See list
Namastey London
Mujhse Shaadi Karogi
Hera Pheri
Dhoom 2
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
Bhagam Bhag
Kal Ho Naa Ho: Tomorrow May Never Come
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom
Umrao Jaan
Hote Hote Pyaar Ho Gaya

Musical numbers from two of my favorite movies

Woh Ladki Hai Kahan from Dil Chahta Hai

Nimbooda from Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

So Cute You'll Puke Puppies And Baby Ducks!

God I love Chris Brown! And I am so happy he's eighteen because now I can have my masturbatory fantasies and not feel like the worlds biggest perv! But back to the unmitigated severity of cuteness in this video - be warned, Elmo AND Chris singing and dancing on Sesame Street could make a person shit Munchkins, Teddy Bears and Shirley Temple!  Roll It!

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Who The Hell Am I?

Your Power Color Is Lime Green

At Your Highest:

You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary.

At Your Lowest:

You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in.

In Love:

You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated.

How You're Attractive:

Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room.

Your Eternal Question:

"What else do I need in my life?"

Your Waist to Hip Ratio is 0.8

You are quite curvy. Most clothes look great on you.

Your Christmas is Most Like: A Charlie Brown Christmas

Each year, you really get into the spirit of Christmas which is much more important to you than nifty presents.

You Are 36% Angry

You're occasionally angry, but it's really not an issue. While you may give in to your temper once and a while, you're pretty mellow. And as long as your anger doesn't effect your relationships, then it's probably in check. You know that anger is a bad habit - and you don't engage in it often.

You Are 21% Scary

You scare men off ocassionaly, but only very weak men. You're a normal woman. You're not perfect, but you're pretty darn close.

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

(Little) Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves!

I am so loving these precious little girls!  They got the power and I ain't mad at'em!

Girls Prep is doing the damn thang yo!

If I'm ever in trouble I hope she has my back!

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Sex With Girls

It seems like a million years ago but I really miss having relationships with women...and I miss the sex...

Zipper’s metal teeth
Open and gleaming
By the streaming light
Of the full moon
Black silk button down shirt
Pulled open over chest
One black sock on
One off
One arm folded behind head
The other

Stroking the cool cotton
Of the dress pulled taut
Across brown thighs
That straddle narrow hips
She smiles
As she pulls the dress up
And over her head
Breasts sway as she leans forward
To kiss the lips of the woman
She has brought home for the evening.

© 5/8/00 Ms. GD


I want to fuck you outside
Under the wide open spaces
With your cheek pressed against a brick wall
With your cheeks pressed apart
All your feminine glory exposed

I want to fuck you outside
For all the world to see
Watch me kiss you on the nape of your neck
Watch you climb the walls
Make them wish they could be in our shoes

I want to fuck you outside
Soft breasts sealed against hard back
My right hand stroking your tight abs
My left hand stroking your clit
You calling out my name

I want to fuck you outside
Don’t care what your homegirls think
We can make our own rules on how we love
We can find some new games to play
Work our thing like a ghetto Kama Sutra

And when we’re done
You can be the Stud again

© 4/2000 Ms. GD