Those of us that do it would never admit it to anyone and those of us who don't do it really wish we could without feeling dirty, pathetic or guilty as fuck! Personally, I don't trust it when someone says they don't masturbate. And I trust it even less when they rationalize their lack of monkey spanking by saying they just don't get off to it or they can only get off when with another person. What a load of bullshit and how sad! I'd hate to have my sexual enjoyment unalterably linked to another person. What if I hit a dry spell and didn't fuck for weeks, months or years? And if I can't take care of my needs myself then that means I'd be constantly on the hunt for new mates. Just the thought of having to depend on another person like that for something so simple makes me want to gag!
And before you say it, yes I know there of tons of things I could do instead of masturbate. That's the other way people rationalize things by saying that instead of attacking the snatch they exercise, pray, knit, walk the dog, clean the house, read a book or rebuild a carburetor. All those things are wonderful but it just seems like so much work when all I need to do is hop in the shower for fifteen minutes and let my shower head do the work!
Listen, if you don't want to touch yourself I can't make you. Besides, better educated and informed people have been trying to get the word out for centuries and our world has been debating the merits as well as the disadvantages just as long so if you haven't been swayed yet then maybe, like that dating book, you're just not that into it? Or maybe I just need to keep shouting it for you?
Masturbation is good. Masturbation is good.
Just keep repeating that to yourself until you believe it. And in case you're still not sure, please know that Ms. GD supports you in all your masturbatory endeavors and so do many others! Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month? Well of course you didn't! But even though it isn't a government recognized celebration (Or May) doesn't mean you can't diddle 'til you're satisfied. So no matter if you use your hands or some sort of mechanical device, it's all good people...all good!
Masturbation is good. Masturbation is good.
Masturbation is good. Masturbation is good.
Just keep repeating that to yourself until you believe it. And in case you're still not sure, please know that Ms. GD supports you in all your masturbatory endeavors and so do many others! Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month? Well of course you didn't! But even though it isn't a government recognized celebration (Or May) doesn't mean you can't diddle 'til you're satisfied. So no matter if you use your hands or some sort of mechanical device, it's all good people...all good!
Masturbation is good. Masturbation is good.
If you watch him he will cum...
1 comment:
That's funny post.
Greetings from London.
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